I Wrote JAMB Six Times

I wrote JAMB six times. Yes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times! That’s 6 years. 6 years of buying, filling and submitting forms. Then waiting for exam centres to be released, having to go search for the location of those centres a week before the exam, getting to the hall on d-day and seeing all sorts of malpractices taking place and being forced to make contributions for ‘settlement’ of the invigilator so that ‘we’ can do what we want to do without interruption (who said I wanted to do anything anyway?!). Having to wait 6 – 8 weeks for the results to be released and then the hustle and grind to get admitted into the university. In my day, there was no post-JAMB so you definitely had to make the cut-off mark to get into the school and if you didn’t make the mark, you have to prepare for the next year again. Did I mention pre-JAMB lessons? *sigh*

I don’t know and haven’t met anyone who has written it more than 6 times and I really look forward to meeting them and sharing experiences. But that was 6 ‘wasted’ years of my life, depending on how you look at it. Every once in a while, I pause to ponder and think on why an above average, once straight-A student like me had to write ordinary JAMB six times. Maybe it is that I wasn’t that brilliant after all. Or maybe God was not on my side at those times…maybe.

One thing I do know is that I would have appreciated some guidance, someone pointing me in the right direction. For example, if someone had told me that the myth of catchment areas was actually very true, I would have jejely applied to a university in my state, Anambra, and not a university in Lagos. After applying to UNILAG for 4 straight years, I realized I was getting old and couldn’t continue writing JAMB so I had to find alternatives. The importance of a guidance counselor or even a mentor cannot be over-emphasized.

About a million and half sat this year’s JAMB exam, and I hear there aren’t up to half a million available slots in Nigerian tertiary intuitions. So a huge number out of that over a million people will have to write JAMB again next year – to put it plainly, only one in three of this year’s JAMB batch have a shot at a university admission. This is the sad truth.

JAMB is to universities what the Pearly Gates are to Heaven; one can’t get admitted into universities without a JAMB result. The results for the last JAMB exam have been released but more than 27,000 results were withheld for whatever reason. It can be a terrible hassle trying to find out why the results were withheld or even asking that the result be released. One might as well just go buy another JAMB form when next year comes around. The cycle begins again… Remember when family and friends would ask that you pray on your paper so that it doesn’t get lost again? You should try it oh!

Oh by the way, there was no telecoms company named MTN or Econet Wireless the first time I sat JAMB ( I got that off twitter). Go figure.

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5 Responses to “I Wrote JAMB Six Times”

  1. @amasonic

    And I keep saying: why must JAMB be written only once a year? If the results come out in a week, why can’t the exams be written multiple times, especially considering the fact that no 2 public universities admit at the same period. I can write in April, apply to ABU, Zaria which is admitting in June. If I don’t make it, I can rewrite in August and apply to University of Jos admitting in November. Forward thinking needed

    April 10th, 2012 Reply
    • Bankole

      Multiple examinations do not solve the facility and space constraints. Only one candidate out of three has a shot at university admission – Nigerian higher education is a huge bubble

      April 10th, 2012 Reply
    • Pearl I. Ezeokeke (@PearlEze)

      This is really interesting. Never thought of it.

      April 10th, 2012 Reply
  2. Adaora

    This is a huge problem that presently does not seem to have a solution. I look at my son and wonder what future this Country has for him. It’s sad I have to make alternative plans for his tertiary education if things continue this way. The universities have no proper structure to provide proper educations for the ones who even made it through. Look at the content of the curriculum; it’s the same one that’s been in use for say 10 – 15 years, meanwhile, the world has made new findings and moved on from then. Whew! Where does one start from?

    April 10th, 2012 Reply
  3. ofure

    to quote mr bankole ‘nigerian higher education is in a huge bubble’ if we can learn to maintain what we have expand we have.. hmmmm there is so much that needs changing. six times!! the strength to do that the strength to keep the depression away thats remarkable]

    April 11th, 2012 Reply

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